- just for shits and giggles.
mom stop complaining and just let me be fergalicious for once
Me: I should do math.
Me: Holy god look at these problems
Me: The army doesnt need guns
Me: They need algebra textbooks
Army: WE WILL MAKE YOU MULTIPLY FRACTIONS
Enemy: SWEET JESUS WE SURRENDER
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
motorboat-the-viennese-trichord:
I have red lipstick on and no pants.
And I’m drinking tea.
Welcome to my life!
